Welcome to the demented crazy of Vberry, Schmutzerella, and Linuxchic. Together, we are… CAPTAIN PLANET!
Not really…
Vberry: Born in 1781 in the highlands of Middle Earth, Vberry can spin wool into yarn straight from the sheep… like, when it’s still attached. She has been knitting since the dawn of time and can weave emotions into a tapestry of pure evil. Not to be confused with the most powerful being ever to walk the planet, she is too beautiful to look straight at, and far too humble for her own good. Don’t mention the fact that her eyes shoot lasers at random, she can get a little twitchy about that.
Schmutzerella: A mind so brilliant that she defies gravity (what?), Schmutzerella spends a solid chunk of her time tending to her farm of ravenous killer alpaca. Her hobbies include frolicking in meadows and cow pastures, eating people’s souls, and organizing CD collections chronologically. She travels throughout space and history, protects the world from Nargles, and laughs in the face of sanity.
Linuxchic: Raised by rogue wolves and fed nothing but pond bugs, Linuxchic absorbs light. So I guess she’s sort of her own black hole… Don’t let the fangs scare you, she is actually a very docile creature when she’s not OHMYGODSTANDBACK!… okay, okay, I think she’s calmed now. You can try petting her again… just don’t make direct eye contact…
Also find us on Twitter, but we’re not funny there, so only add us if you’re aware that we’re insanely boring:
Vberry = veeberry
Schmutzerella = schmutzerella
Nerd Girl Yarns = nerdgirlyarns
